I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
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