The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
My vagina is very pro this idea
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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