So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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