I need help removing her.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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