i permit you to call me
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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