Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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