If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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