how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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