my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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