at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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