is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Come see our sink grown plant.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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