at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
