love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I think your dad took our porno
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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