Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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