Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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