hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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