There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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