Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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