dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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