She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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