she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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