okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
