ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I take back everything I said about communal showers
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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