i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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