just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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