im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
im holly from the hills drunk
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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