I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Sorry about my life...
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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