Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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