Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
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