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haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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