Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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