Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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