google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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