People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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