...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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