Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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