how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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