How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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