North Korea, Best Korea!
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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