HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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