I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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