so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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