Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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