If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
