her vagine was all disorganized.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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