Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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