Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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