You're completely useless in the revolution.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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