what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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