I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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