oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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