Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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