Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
